ESSAYS

ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE? Ostrich Ink December 2005
In which I hesitantly attend the Monday Night WWE Smackdown at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

AN OPEN LOVE LETTER TO THE LAPD Ostrich Ink July 2005
In which I epistolarily celebrate my long and sometimes tense relationship with the Los Angeles Police Department.

YOU'VE GOT MY NUMBER Ostrich Ink June 2005
In which I recount the bewildering, and sometimes scandolous, wrong numbers rung to my various home phones over the years in Los Angeles.